Me? Well, I'm Samantha. I'm 18 years young and 5' 3" of pure Masshole. 60% of all my posts are Bruins; the other 30% are long distance relationship, food, or country music related. I have secret love of the Chicago Blackhawks and Jonathan Toews, and a not so secret love of Milan Lucic.

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When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
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Feeling the need to bring this lovely selfie back :)
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this is such an important collection of images
Me when someone asks me why I don’t like Nickelback.
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people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
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If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
TIL
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